stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

I’m sorry it just has to be read by generations and generations…

(via pleasefixmyheart)

Perfect breakfast for mondays
Way better than coffe, i swear!!

Sometimes we just don’t see how strong we are…

When you enjoy, it’s easy to let go
#drawing #patience #pretty pic #smalltatto #black&white #flowers #jacket #awesome #passion #creative

Haven’t read something that true in my life

(via drugzandpugz)

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

(via lesb0)

Have u ever gone to a restaurant where the waiters match perfectly with the place? like WTF?! is there a waiters store where u can buy them?

This is when the “Don’t try this at home” makes sense…

(Source: pleatedjeans, via kay-lesbi-honest)

Eye woods